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oceanmaster:

queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

whoredinaryboy:

rnastersword:

wabisabija:

hotbutterpopcorn:

sadvaporwavebabe:

friendly reminder that ╮(─▽─)╭

we*boo is a slur (◡‿◡✿)

it dehumanizes otherkin who identify as fictional characters from japanese cartoons (anime) (⇀‸↼‶)

dont call me a we*boo im a FICTIVEKIN who happens to identify as someone who speaks japanese (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

can i delete this entire world

destroy tumblr

Is this real life

weaboo alert

poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…
So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…

So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

asian:

can i please check my e-meow?

asian:

can i please check my e-meow?

fakebreast:


Having none of your Lion bullshit today.

squad

fakebreast:

Having none of your Lion bullshit today.

squad

oddjordann:

nikki-fellatio:

The “why you bringing up old shit” expression.


"Oil? Who said something bout oil? Bitch, you cookin?"

oddjordann:

nikki-fellatio:

The “why you bringing up old shit” expression.

"Oil? Who said something bout oil? Bitch, you cookin?"

ximjustinlovex:

benedictscumberbatch:

“GIVE IT SEVEN YEARS AND HE’LL BE GIVING YOU JUST THAT.”

I tried to scroll past this. I really did.

actionables:

exclusive gif from Brazil vs. Germany game

actionables:

exclusive gif from Brazil vs. Germany game

did you know that bashing my music taste increases your chances of changing my opinion by 0%